PLANTING THE SEEDS OF DOUBT, THE KENNIE WAY
I don’t care what anyone says about me honey, okay that is a bold face lie, I do, but knowing that Kennie is right in every decision she makes is a plus in my life, living without any regret. Now that doesn’t mean I don’t at least consider the content any, I mean knowing what is right and wrong has always made Kennie a great Wife, Mother, Sister and Friend. Sure, things are a little dreary right now with a couple of those but that doesn’t mean Kennie is any less oblivious to my surroundings, right? Between the problems with Jonny and Sonya, then my brother-in-law who I love very much but is making a grave mistake hanging out with that nasty trash, Christy Matthews and probably cheating behind Trinity’s back?
Well, I won’t stand for anyone getting hurt…
… at least not by me anyway.
Serendipity
Beverly Hills, CA.
10.24.21
When in town, Kennie likes to hang out with my nephew and niece, Sonya isn’t speaking to me right now, Jonny is too busy packing his shit and moving out, an outing to the ice cream shop in my side of town where a gelato will cost you more than a Mercedes Car payment, I needed a little outing to get a few things out of my head and feel like a momma figure again. These kids are innocent, they have no idea their dad could be a sexual deviant cheating on my sister with such an ugly woman, not like a fine woman would make any difference but it is more digestible, honey. We sat at the table, watching them eat their sundae’s, Angelina and Caleb are so adorable, I am so glad I was never pregnant, fat and had kids, or having stretch marks would kill me.
“How is it honey?”, I asked, drinking my little float. “It’s sooo good Auntie Kennie!”, Angelina responded first, Caleb was wiping chocolate from his mouth, he was slobbering and sloppy just like his dad after a night with Christy. “Delicious Auntie Kennie!”, he answered back with a little more excitement, have to tone it down a notch there little buddy. “Awww, I’m so happy, you both love ice cream and Auntie Kennie! It means a lot to me honey that we spend this time together we need more outings like this, too bad the weather is cooling off, but definitely beach day soon, maybe In n’ Out…”, even if I am contributing to massive obesity with these kids.
“Where is Sonya or Uncle Jonny?”, Angelina so innocently asked, but she is already 11 years old and way smarter than she should be, those Street genes, honey. “Sonya is doing a lot of homework and Jonny is working, They wish to be here, but you know how it is, next time.”, but here comes Caleb…
“I heard that you were leaving Uncle Jonny.”, now how did that kid find out, Lucas probably that rat fuck, honey! “Ooooh… Caleb, where did you hear that? Mommy and daddy talking, and you overheard them?”, as he nodded, I swear that my sister and Lucas can’t close a fucking door in their house to have a private conversation. “Oh, honey they were talking about Aunt Keenie’s next movie, honey, I assure you that Jonny and I are fine.”, but Caleb shrugged his shoulders, that disrespectful little pecker head.
“That’s not what they said.”
“Are you going to believe them or me? Auntie Kennie never lies, honey.”, but sweet Angelina brandished that innocent smile, and she believed me, I totally know she did, what a sweet, wonderful….
“We don’t believe you.”
Oh, you little bitch. I smiled, it was hard, but Kennie needed to keep her cool and at the same time show no cracks in the armor. “Angelina, you know how much I love Jonny, I think you two need to worry more about daddy and his new, well old friends, he hangs out with them quite a lot.”
“Are… are they girls?”, he asked, that’s when I formed a grin on my face ear to ear. “Why yes, Caleb they are girlfriends. Don’t you love Trinity as a mommy?”, he nodded. That’s good, because men like your dad shouldn’t be friends with other girls that are pretty, right?”
“He’s friends with you.”, Caleb retorted, bless his heart, honey.
“Caleb, I am his sister-in-law, it doesn’t count unless we live in Alabama. All I am saying is that things happen, Angelina knows with her mom and dad, Simon. Terrible what happened, Kennie played absolutely NO part in that no matter what the rumors are. Anyway, eat your ice scream, this conversation is becoming a little too much and remember, that I am the nicest, most sincere person like ever.”, which should shut them down and….
“Mom was upset with you last week, Auntie Kennie.”, Angelina cut me off, why did I bring this up, I swear this is why I never had kids, like of my own…. Like ever. How do I explain To a kid that her stepdad is hooking up with a real nasty bitch? “Angelina, it’s really hard sometimes to see your parents not always get along. They are fighting, huh? Mom is mad at me because she knows that I have the perfect life and sometimes Jelly gets in the way. So, answer the question, are they?”
“I like jelly with my peanut butter, but yeah a little bit.”
“More now than before.”
“That is just awful, I wish I could help you and do more, I will talk to your mommy, she loves Lucas, and really wants to keep everything together. You two know how big a fan Kennie is of them, anytime you need to get away, call me and we get ice cream. We are a team, they are just angry and need to work things out, then throw my name in there. Do you think they are really fighting about me?”
“Yes.”
She said with a frown, how sad, I’m going to cry! Not really, I am so glad they are not my kids; they would be wearing those sundaes right now. “Okay, let’s finish our sundaes so we can get back home.”
“But you promised that we would go see a movie!”, Angelina squealed. I did say that, smile Kennie, smile….
“Anything for my nephew and niece honey!”
This was going to be a long day.
A Few Hours Later
As I arrived home after dropping off those two brats, walked into the house, immediately took these sandals off, jeans and blouse, slipped into my hot black bikini to show absolutely no one and dipped into the jacuzzi with a very full glass of wine. After a few sips, I open my phone up and look at my texts, one in particular is the one I sent her right after Breakdown last week, when running into Lucas and we had that little exchange, he was such an asshole to me, whatever. Want to play that game dear brother-in-law and start teaming with some bitch that has been the enemy of the Street state for so long and abuse the relationship with MY sister in the process!?
Nah, fuck no, honey.
Let me read this again…
Hey, it’s me honey, just want to let you know, I just saw Lucas walking out of Christy’s locker room and when I confronted him, totally nasty to me! Like OMG! Anyway, thought I would let you know; I mean not cool. He was also carrying her bags, rolling her luggage. I’m sorry, not trying to start anything, just looking out for my sister. Love you! XOXO
………………..
WTF!?
Let’s see you get out of this one now Lucas. Never and I mean never piss off Kennedy Street.
SCENE FADES
REC:
“This is the moment where you keep doubting Kennedy Street, yes? Or maybe sound like a complete buffoon, does Kennie really need to start throwing out names…
*COUGH* ACE *COUGH*
I love how you are all so high and mighty on all these other stars that have been just complacent in their positions, getting all the airtime and yet doing nothing with what has been given to them. The only reason Christy Matthews is a thing again is because of Lucas Knight, had it not been for him, ugly, uglier and ugliest would still be sitting in catering wondering when to run out and save Syren from another loss. Or maybe Jordan Majors, the loveable underdog that is the ONLY wrestler Keenie knows who can stay an underdog for the better part of three years? Yet we continue to give her Kennie like time and it is wasted. How about KEZ, one half of the Witches, I mean at least she is better than a cyborg named after an earthquake but still. Was Trios round one truly in doubt?
TALK TO ME HONEY!
No, it wasn’t.
Look at my teammates, all part of Team Kennie whether they want to admit it or not, you can call us TEAM HALL OF FAME. Asher Hayes, a sexy man that isn’t Ace Lite, Asher is actually funny and entertaining, unlike shit for brains who thinks his comedy gets over and debauchery is still a thing, yet it was soooo 2016. There is Tommy Valentine, decorated, an incredible athlete, one of the absolute best in the ring, wearing some Halloween Paint that is year-around and loves huge asses. Then, Kennedy Street, the SEXY FLAWLESS DIVA, the most talked about woman in the SCW even while she was gone, yet we hear little Ace trying to gas up Holly Adams to Kennie when I took over where she failed for what? Seven Years and perfected the art of being a Diva, so of course she comes back during Kennie’s hiatus and suddenly I’m the jelly one?
Yeah, okaaaaayyy!
Can we start speaking the truth for once? Kennie doesn’t lie, when have I ever told anyone some falsities, huh? Always calling it like it is. When you have three SCW superstars, one of them the BIGGEST of them all, that is ME, in case you forgot, what did any of you expect? Defeating Christy Matthews, Jordan Majors and KEZ was a foregone conclusion, sure Kennie was in some tight spots but come on honey, not like I was in any real danger of taking a fall. What has your Sexy Flawless Diva been since returning?
UNDEFEATED.
Rise to Greatness it was about Bree Lancaster and Ravyn Taylor. Since then, it has been about everyone else BUT Kennedy Street, know how we change that? A Trios Contract honey. That gives me the power to have whatever I desire and most of you that know me already can come to the conclusion, Kennie likes a lot. It angers me a little, and getting extremely emotion causes a breakout, I then need a spa day, it’s a whole thing. Right Brittany?”
“Absolutely, avoid it like the plague.”
“Brittany knows honey, and so when I found out that my own Brother-in-law is trying to get it on with of all people that she-beast over my gorgeous sister, though I am better looking, no argument there? Yeah, it’s pretty rough, but I fought for Trinity, made sure Christy didn’t get a Trios and home wreck MORE lives. Instead, we have another set of clowns in the same circuit, that being none other than, yes….
Ace Marshall, Ricky James and Kandis.
Now bear with me, honey this is Team Kennie pep talk moment, so be patient. Tommy and Asher, we did well as a tag team and come Breakdown honey, we will do so again and advance to the finals against either The Knights of the Boujee All-Stars or The Vomit Unicorn whatever they are. Asher, honey we all know that you like what you see from Kennie and since my public divorce, a girl has her needs, tell you what after our little encounter in the restaurant, help me win a Trios and to the victor goes the spoils.
Enough Said.
Tommy, honey I get it, your huge ass lady friend is on the other team, and we already heard from the Thirsty Tweets she is willing to sin on any of our faces and suffocate us to advance, that is NOT cool. Tommy don’t look at her as the one you bend over slapping cheeks every night, she is YOUR ENEMY for this match, after that have all the sloppy, nasty…. Ewwww… whatever it is you two do. Do you all see the camaraderie here? Thanks all to ME. I am the glue that keeps this team together, I am the reason we will win this tournament, from the very start this company that I helped build and become the foundation of which was sorely lacking star power while I was gone is now back on its track as the greatest wrestling promotion in the world…
… oh, you are so very welcome!
Here we go with Ricky James turning in a new leaf, being so apologetic, sure, that’s great and so insincere but you don’t have to apologize to Kennie, you need to apologize to Ace and Kandis. Ricky, you’re a special talent, very unique in your views, much like Ms. Huckabee, I love the whole shtick, I really do, both of you would be great in Hollywood, had some good success and are a contributing factor to your team. I personally don’t get the whole political aspect of it, I believe in Cancel Culture, paying everyone a large sum of money for not working and sitting at home collecting unemployment, mandates of any kind and of course….
Socialism.
Look, Kennie didn’t ask for it but when you’re a Hollywood Elite? You kind of need to fit in or else they treat you like Jon Voigt or Kevin Sorbo. Hey, it’s an act right? Just like yours but Kennie isn’t going to deny your ring presence, what brings Ricky to the table, between you and me honey, I think Ricky James is the most talented wrestler on your team. Kandis is all ass, Ace is all hype. It must suck to have to carry that dead weight around, listening to Lexy bark orders like a bitch and squeal like a mouse, we though all have to get along with our tag team partners, yeah? Ricky, listen to Kennie, do you really need this headache? Sure, a Trios would do wonders for your career, but in the grand scheme of things do you really want to take it from a Sexy Flawless Diva?
Don’t answer that, it was rhetorical.
Be a man and stand up for what you believe in because no matter what, you’re losing on Breakdown, save some face my vato loco. Kandis may not think so, she probably is planning to lure Tommy with that ass crack and he’s going to fall for it like a drooling idiot mesmerized in all it’s huge glory. This might actually pose a problem and usually my flawless beauty and charm work on any man especially when they know Kennie is single, but Tommy is old, he has known me for a long time and was always more interested in Dawn who liked girls, go figure. But Kandis, let’s have a little girl talk Ginormous Ass to Perfect Ass. I know, you want a Trios to get back the tag team titles, The Connection does everything together, the group you’re in, The Jackals, kind of creepy, Minerva took Kennie’s spot in the Elimination Chamber that should have gone to MOI. It’s okay though, it’s fine long as Team Kennie is in the finals of the Trios, and we walk out the winners. Look at the bright side, Tommy is on MY team, when he wins Trios what is he going to do? The exact same thing, yet you are teaming with the guy we ALL hate, especially The Jackals, though I would be a little reminisce not to mention that I probably do hate that douchebag more. Kandis, honey Tommy is no spring chicken, neither is Asher, I am teaming up with two fossils from the Jurassic Era. I am not mocking them at all, Kennie LOVES old men, not as much as Mikaela but you get what I mean.
Do it for Tommy, honey.
His time is coming soon, he doesn’t have many years left, do you know what a Trios would do for him? Better sex, more time together, Tag Titles! You sister are in a win/win situation, though Kennie is going to make sure that your team doesn’t advance anywhere. Tommy is going to make sure you are rewarded as well. So how about it, huh? Look at Ace and know he is the true enemy here. I forgive you for what happened with Regan and David, like I told Tommy last week, they can be unbearable. Remember, would you rather see Asher Hayes, who you know WELL. Tommy your man, that you love and ME, everyone’s Sexy Flawless Diva hold Trios?
Or Ace Marshall?
Not really a hard decision, Kandis.
Then finally Ace Marshall. Kennie is surprised you’re still even here. Hey, since you “dumped” me back five years ago, how’s Cassidy? Marriage going strong, right?
Oh wait…
… MY BAD.
You’re a loser Ace, you always been one, I really don’t know what came over me then, desperation played a huge part, but the one thing I love is how you think comparing me to Holly is supposed to make me upset. Holly hasn’t done a third of what I have here in the SCW, you and the rest of your merry morons may kiss the ground she walks on, hell honey if Jordan’s planted on her ass cheeks any longer they will become a permanent fixation, but you, Ace? You were once a comedy act. Sometimes comedy, other times serious in winning Taking Hold of the Flames, Main Eventing Rise to Greatness and during that time, you just became comedy. People were not laughing with you, they were laughing at you, Ace. You’re a parasite, a leech honey, a guy who needs someone by his side to feed off because he can no longer do it alone. Your ex-wife or whatever the fuck she is now was a hanger on, she amounted to nothing but funny stories about shoes and how not so great she was in the ring, so you upgrade to Autumn Valentine and Lexy Chapel?
That’s like not finding what you need at Wal….. at Wal….. At Wal…. Damn it Brittany say it for Kennie!”
“Walmart.”
“Yes that place and instead heading over to Dollar General. Why are you still here, honey? Why do you bring down the value of everything around you, this is why Mr. D brought me back, this is the reason Ollie needed Kennie to return, the answer to falling ratings was the likes of you and Holly?
Hold on….
Oh, that felt better.
Thing is Ace, you’re threatened by Kennedy Street. Everyone wants this O’ Dwyer dumbass to continue overlooking the biggest draw he has on the roster, the days of the old guard taking over while some of us were away, is over. This Trios Tournament is going to define Kennie, it will put her right back on the map and when I take all the gold for myself? Where is that going to leave everyone else. Jonny was collateral damage, but he was always a bigger and better man than you will ever be. How does that feel, knowing the announcer can fuck better than then king of debauchery.
And come Breakdown, since we all know you make a mockery of the Trios Contract anyway, honey? Your little plan of having this togetherness, ends and then you can sit back and watch THE SEXY FLAWLESS DIVA TAKE HER PLACE AT THE VERY TOP ONCE AGAIN!
See, Supreme Championship Wrestling?
This company was built around Kennie. I came back with high hopes that you would still recognize me as such but instead no one wanted to challenge me, no one except some redneck that was up for a cup of coffee said anything about it. You fill this place up with RELICS or busts that last a couple of weeks and then try to sound unintelligently edgy. Thank me, acknowledge Kennedy Street as your savior. When I win Trios with my two boys, my next step?
Is Supreme Champion.
Why?
Tell them Brittany”
“Because KENNIE IS CASH!”
“She is so good at this, honey!”
KENNEDY STREET 